 STRIKE A POSE: Yours Truly, left, and porn god Jeff Stryker at Dallas' New Fine Arts bookstore. Kate Moss and Jeff Stryker are like identical cousins. Silence preserves their photogenic success. Marie Claire magazine introduced Moss’ best quotes with, “She doesn’t speak very often but when she does it's amazing.” Netflix's literary documentary “Circus of Books” names Jeff Stryker as gay erotica’s ultimate superstar. Stryker visited Big D in the early aughts. And New Fine Arts bookstore on Mockingbird Lane promised me a meeting with him. My thirst was unquenchable — especially since Stryker penetrated country music with his anal anthem, “Pop You in the Pooper." Stryker's Dallas opportunity window was tighter than a virgin pooper. When Stryker stood up to shake my hand, I said, “No matter how many times I ask to interview you, my requests are never granted." With Jack Nicholson-like swagger, Stryker smiled, nodded and said, “That’s right.” Polaroid froze our split-second appointment. Stryker's elusiveness rivals J.D. Salinger. In 2013, a podcast duo had much better luck than me. The Rialto Report's April Hall and Laura Helen Marks did a fine job coaxing Stryker from isolation.
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